Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush only recently parted ways, but she seems to be bouncing right back into the dating world — she was spotted in Madrid recently with Cristiano Ronaldo! She was in Spain for business earlier in the week, where she and Cristiano apparently were seen kissing over lunch on Monday before she returned to the US. Her sister Khloe may not approve as she publicly advised Kim to lay off on the back-to-back boyfriends. Kim is probably aware of Christiano’s playboy reputation as well — he has experience with starlets since he spent time with her friend Paris Hilton last year. The plot gets a little thicker with Kim’s love life, since Paris and her ex Reggie were spotting partying in Vegas but denied anything scandalous at all.

Here’s Paris Hilton out on the town with her grandfather and her magical boobies. I’m pretty impressed that grampa managed to stay out this late, but I’m more impressed with the quality of Paris’ cleavage. Those things look like you can park a bicycle between them. Obviously by bicycle I mean… You know what I’m talking about, don’t make me say it in front of the old man. According to me, “I continue to wish her only the best.”

Kellan Lutz wore a shirt supporting female health issues while out with a few of the most important women in his life yesterday in LA. He was spotted walking with his mother after they met AnnaLynne McCord for lunch at the Aroma Cafe. Kellan and AnnaLynne spent months playing it coy about their relationship but seem to be ready to make it more public after this familial afternoon and their beach vacation to St. Martaan last weekend.

In light of the all the Nazi banging and gorilla nicknames, Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemuller wants to make nice with Sandra Bullock in the best interest of James’ daughter Sunny. TMZ reports:

Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder — who’s currently in a custody battle with the West Coast Choppers CEO — wants to be best buds with Sandra Bullock … all because of her little girl Sunny.

Earl Miller — Janine’s confidante and the photog behind FreeJanine.com — tells TMZ, “[Janine] told me her greatest wish was for her and Sandra Bullock to become friends.”

According to Miller, Janine wants to show Sunny that “the two most important women in her life” — i.e. Janine and Sandra — are good friends “who loved her very much.”

Wow, a woman cozying up to the money. Get the fuck out. How about we talk about the fact that Janine’s the most attractive chick to come out of this whole ordeal? Granted these pics are a few years old and there’s been talk of meth, I’m actually looking at this woman and not feeling the urge to itch or whip a DVD at homeless people for wasting 90 minutes of my life. I’m on her team.

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This is a pretty simple post, everyone knows how much I love Cheryl Tweedy, including Cheryl because of the very romantic papier mache statue I made of the two of us kissing that sent to her. I’m still waiting for a response, but I’m sure she’s got it up in her house somewhere. It was really well done, I used real hair. Anyhow, here she is in Paris showing off her tight body and giving us a nice little peek at her perky boobs. I’m kinda glad she wore a nice bra under her see through top, showing the world her nipples would ruin everything between us, and I know she doesn’t want that to happen. Enjoy.

Being an underwear model should surely mean having access to a wide range of lingerie.

But it seems La Senza beauty Danielle Lineker may have to widen her selection, as her low-riding jeans led to an unfortunate case of ‘builder’s bum’ yesterday.

Danielle was feeding a parking meter in London when she dropped her change. And as she bent down to pick it up, her tight jeans slid down, revealing rather too much of her model figure.

The 30-year-old star, who is married to presenter and former England footballer Gary Lineker, looked trendy in a pair of light rinse jeans, teamed with a black leather jacket, scarf and brown heeled boots.

But the effect of Danielle’s gorgeous outfit was ruined slightly when she bent over.

Danielle had been having trouble working the meter after parking her car in London, and eventually had to ask waiting photographers to help her with the machine.

Danielle, who has a seven-year-old daughter Ella from a previous relationship and is stepmother to Gary’s four sons with ex-wife Michelle, recently revealed she and Gary are planning to have a baby.

She said: ‘We’ve discussed it and definitely in the future. I don’t want to leave it too late, because I don’t want to be an old mum, so maybe in a couple of years.’

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Pop star Pete Burns sues for 1 million pounds over botched lips implant surgery. Pop star Pete Burns revealed today he is suing his plastic surgeon for ‘wrecking his career and life’.

Burns, singer with 1980s pop band Dead or Alive, has had several cosmetic procedures on his face and is suing a Harley Street surgeon for an estimated £1 million over a botched attempt to remove lip implants.
Burns said he looked like he had been ‘mutilated with a Stanley knife’ after surgery to correct the original problems left his top lip hanging off.

The singer, who re-surfaced in last year’s Celebrity Big Brother, has had more than 100 operations by specialists in Italy to try to correct the damage but fears he will always be disfigured.

Speaking from Italy, where surgeon Giovanni Ferrando is due to operate again on his lips, Burns said: “It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal.

“Eventually I found a doctor in Italy who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now I am back again having more.”

Meanwhile Burns has lost his Notting Hill home and his singing career is in tatters, he said.

In 2000 Burns went to Dr Maurizio Viel at the London Centre for Aesthetic Surgery to have a lip implant removed.

But instead of having the original implant taken out, he was injected with a filler called Evolution and then later with another called Outline.

Despite complications, Dr Viel persisted and injected more of the substance – only for the problems to escalate, causing swelling, blisters, discharge and lumps.

Eventually the singer was left so disfigured he could not eat normally, could only drink through a straw and did not leave his house for months.

He said his career would have been at its peak if it were not for the botched surgery, as he was about to record with the Pet Shop Boys and pursue a number of solo projects as well as launch a greatest hits album.

Any settlement could top £1 million and forensic accountants are calculating how much he has missed out on in lost earnings.

His lawyers are claiming the Outline product was administered despite possible reactions.

Burns’ solicitor, Auriana Griffiths, said: “Pete has endured considerable pain and suffering following injection of Outline Original. This product should never have been administered to him.

“As a result of the damage caused by the treatment, Pete has been unable to fully pursue his career in music and in the media.

“Today we have issued court proceedings against Dr Viel.”

Allegations of negligence against Dr Viel are that he failed to warn adequately of the possible side effects, failed to observe warning signs on the product relating to its use in conjunction with other products and administered an excessive number of follow-up injections, which was contrary to the guidance given on the use of Outline Original.

Burns said: “What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged.

“Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever.

“I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling.

“At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life.”

What The Hell Happened To Tyra Banks Tree Trunk Thighs

Tyra Banks ex model turned TV Host, has hit back at paparazzi pics and articles in the press about her recent weight gain. Tyra who admits to gaining weight since she gave up modelling says the media’s obsession with weight has gone too far and intends to devote an episode of her show to addressing the issue. She hasn’t stopped there either on the cover of People Magazine a swimsuit clad Tyra asks the question:

“You call this fat?”

In a further spread inside Tyra goes on to claim:

“If I had lower self esteem I would probably be starving myself right now”

Lindsay Lohan’s rep and her mother have confirmed the rumours about the starlet attending AA meetings are true. Hardly a surprise when we keep seeing pictures of her staggering out of clubs looking like shit and she crashes her car every other day!

Dina Lohan said it was a “positive” step for the 20-year-old, who earlier this year was blasted by a movie boss for turning up late for work, or not at all. Her rep went on to say “She’s been attending some meetings and it’s going to be a slow process.”This is a positive.”

I think the thing I love most about these pics of a shit-faced Lindsay Lohan falling on her ass is that she still managed to pull it off even with a police escort. No, really, I’m sure these guys were reluctant to show up in the first place, but soon realized they were protecting an entire neighborhood from a fire-breathing blowjob goblin. That’s why they became cops, dammit.

UPDATE: Lindsay claims the paparazzi pushed her into the tree which very well could be the case. Then again, you still have to factor in this occurred at 5:30 a.m. this morning while leaving a house party and gin makes Lindsay forget Michael Lohan’s sperm is part of her DNA. It’s a vicious cycle.

The Hills is going off the air after this season which essentially marks the end of Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag’s careers, if that term even applies. Sure, they could fade away for a while, focus on their acting classes and try to land legitimate roles, but that’d be a tragic waste of fake tits. No, really, as I was typing this, the Indian from that TV commercial walked in here and shed a single, solemn tear.

After six seasons of sex-tape rumors, Les Deux drama, and couture-filled trips to Paris, MTV and the producers of The Hills have decided it’s time for the sun to set on the reality phenom. “I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.,” creator Adam DiVello tells EW. “A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths.” None more so than Heidi Montag, who premieres her much-discussed plastic-surgery results to her mother on camera in the first episode back. Says DiVello, “We tell the whole story. We pick right up where Heidi goes and sees her parents. And our cameras are there that minute the mother opens the door and sees her daughter for the first time.” Adds executive producer Liz Gateley, “It’s a really touching but heartbreaking scene to watch.”

Heidi and Spencer’s relationship will also be a major focus of this batch of episodes. Commenting on rumors that Spencer had been taken off the show, DiVello says, “Spencer is dealing with some stuff right now, and once he gets through that, we’ll be back to shooting with Spencer again. Bottom line is you will see him. He’ll be in most of the episodes.”

In the final 12 episodes set to begin airing on April 27 at 10 p.m. ET, fans can expect to see Audrina Patridge dating singer Ryan Cabrera and Kristin Cavallari dealing with rumors of drug abuse. “When Kristin was in Miami for the Super Bowl, there was definitely some late nights for her and some speculation that she might be partying a little too hard,” explains Gateley. “So we’re definitely going to cover that part of Kristin. We’re pretty much covering everything you’ve read [about in the tabloids].” Also look for Stephanie Pratt to be dealing with sobriety, coming off her DUI last year.

But will former star Lauren Conrad return for the big goodbye? Maybe. DiVello promises a satisfying conclusion to the drama that started in Laguna Beach — though there’s one ending fans shouldn’t hold out for: “I always joked it would be nice to see Lauren get married.”