Here’s Super Hot Actress Lindsay Lohan on the set of Ugly Betty. It looks like Lindsay is packing on some poundage and in all the right places, because as you can see her breasts are getting huge. Anyway, I’m lovin’ the new lesbian Lindsay. Girl doesn’t wear a bra. And I’m definitely all for that.
Hey Friends Here is the hottest panty of the world. SuperStar Kim Kardashian Hottest and oldest Sister Kourtney Kardashian, who doesn’t maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family’s propensity for bullshit. That’s a stunt crotch. Trust me, I’ve seen numerous female nether-regions in my day (Read: 1.5), and this one’s a fake. I bet it’s made of chicken wire and silly putty just like E.T. If you start seeing little kids take flight on their bikes, don’t be surprised. Also, call me so I can bust out my BMX. Whee!
Rehab singer Amy Winehouse, 24, Admitted her secret cleavage in London. After trying to elbow the entire audience in the face at Glastonbury, Amy Winehouse was immediately helicoptered to The London Clinic which she promptly checked out of within 24 hours. Doctors had initially thought allowing Amy to perform would have a positive effect, but, clearly, they lack the knowledge and insight of her crackhead friend who was able to break it down to Magazine:
“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.
“She told Mitch, ‘I’m climbing the walls in here. I need to get out’. She said if he didn’t help her get out she’d walk out. He realised he had to let her leave, otherwise he’d have no control over where she goes and what she gets up to.”
Allowing Amy Winehouse to perform in public as a form of rehabilitation is probably the most retarded medical advice I’ve heard in my life.
Ciara’s the hottest female voice from the Dirty South, touted as the next big thing by crunk guru Lil Jon. Her album Goodies is a sales champ, thanks to her many collaborations with stars like Ludacris, Missy Elliott and R. Kelly. Ciara isn’t just sexy, she redefines sexy. From her deep black eyes draped by dirty-blonde long hair, you feel as if you’re tracing a path down the side of a cello. A really feminine, hard-bodied cello with full lips and a big ol’ booty.
