Ashley Dupre Join the Playboy Hot Photoshoot

Because Hugh Hefner will sue my young balls off and use them as his own, I can literally only get away with posting one shot of Ashley Dupre from the May issue of Playboy. That being said, I couldn’t be more supportive of everything going on here. It’s important to let women know that, with enough hooking, you too can land a profitable spread in a men magazines where your chance of getting rolled up in a carpet is barely 15%. So if anyone wants to practice breaking into the fast-paced profession of turning tricks, think of me as your personal pommel horse who won’t get attached.

Glimglom: Giving Back to the Community

UPDATE: Sorry guys, Playboy made me take it down. But enjoy this cover image which is almost exactly like seeing a woman’s bare breasts and vagina once you use your imagination and go look at porn instead.

Tila Tequila’s weird blond Asian train-wreck show continues with a stop at some nightclub the other night where she performed what had to have been one of the worst versions of whatever song she sang. I don’t need to hear it, I just have a hunch it was rotten. Anyhow, at the very least the crowd was treated to a couple of ass flashes, some upskirts and probably about half a dozen nip slips, so all in all the evening was a success. On a positive note, I love her fake boobies. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush only recently parted ways, but she seems to be bouncing right back into the dating world — she was spotted in Madrid recently with Cristiano Ronaldo! She was in Spain for business earlier in the week, where she and Cristiano apparently were seen kissing over lunch on Monday before she returned to the US. Her sister Khloe may not approve as she publicly advised Kim to lay off on the back-to-back boyfriends. Kim is probably aware of Christiano’s playboy reputation as well — he has experience with starlets since he spent time with her friend Paris Hilton last year. The plot gets a little thicker with Kim’s love life, since Paris and her ex Reggie were spotting partying in Vegas but denied anything scandalous at all.

Here’s Paris Hilton out on the town with her grandfather and her magical boobies. I’m pretty impressed that grampa managed to stay out this late, but I’m more impressed with the quality of Paris’ cleavage. Those things look like you can park a bicycle between them. Obviously by bicycle I mean… You know what I’m talking about, don’t make me say it in front of the old man. According to me, “I continue to wish her only the best.”

Kellan Lutz wore a shirt supporting female health issues while out with a few of the most important women in his life yesterday in LA. He was spotted walking with his mother after they met AnnaLynne McCord for lunch at the Aroma Cafe. Kellan and AnnaLynne spent months playing it coy about their relationship but seem to be ready to make it more public after this familial afternoon and their beach vacation to St. Martaan last weekend.

Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison Bikini Pool Party Pictures, Really these hot chicks can make you warm. checkout these hotti girls in bikinis. Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas on Saturday, and it’s nice to see Kendra return to (partially) serving the purpose Hugh Hefner created her for. Seriously, she’s been practically walking around in a beekeeper outfit these days, and I’m pretty sure Hugh didn’t grow her in a lab just to hear her thoughts on child-rearing. Which reminds me, why didn’t he sterilize these things during the bleaching process? Or is building an Aryan army of big-titted sex slaves already pushing the limits of playing God? Because I could see that being the case. if you like to half-ass shit. C’mon!

In light of the all the Nazi banging and gorilla nicknames, Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemuller wants to make nice with Sandra Bullock in the best interest of James’ daughter Sunny. TMZ reports:

Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemulder — who’s currently in a custody battle with the West Coast Choppers CEO — wants to be best buds with Sandra Bullock … all because of her little girl Sunny.

Earl Miller — Janine’s confidante and the photog behind FreeJanine.com — tells TMZ, “[Janine] told me her greatest wish was for her and Sandra Bullock to become friends.”

According to Miller, Janine wants to show Sunny that “the two most important women in her life” — i.e. Janine and Sandra — are good friends “who loved her very much.”

Wow, a woman cozying up to the money. Get the fuck out. How about we talk about the fact that Janine’s the most attractive chick to come out of this whole ordeal? Granted these pics are a few years old and there’s been talk of meth, I’m actually looking at this woman and not feeling the urge to itch or whip a DVD at homeless people for wasting 90 minutes of my life. I’m on her team.

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This is a pretty simple post, everyone knows how much I love Cheryl Tweedy, including Cheryl because of the very romantic papier mache statue I made of the two of us kissing that sent to her. I’m still waiting for a response, but I’m sure she’s got it up in her house somewhere. It was really well done, I used real hair. Anyhow, here she is in Paris showing off her tight body and giving us a nice little peek at her perky boobs. I’m kinda glad she wore a nice bra under her see through top, showing the world her nipples would ruin everything between us, and I know she doesn’t want that to happen. Enjoy.

Being an underwear model should surely mean having access to a wide range of lingerie.

But it seems La Senza beauty Danielle Lineker may have to widen her selection, as her low-riding jeans led to an unfortunate case of ‘builder’s bum’ yesterday.

Danielle was feeding a parking meter in London when she dropped her change. And as she bent down to pick it up, her tight jeans slid down, revealing rather too much of her model figure.

The 30-year-old star, who is married to presenter and former England footballer Gary Lineker, looked trendy in a pair of light rinse jeans, teamed with a black leather jacket, scarf and brown heeled boots.

But the effect of Danielle’s gorgeous outfit was ruined slightly when she bent over.

Danielle had been having trouble working the meter after parking her car in London, and eventually had to ask waiting photographers to help her with the machine.

Danielle, who has a seven-year-old daughter Ella from a previous relationship and is stepmother to Gary’s four sons with ex-wife Michelle, recently revealed she and Gary are planning to have a baby.

She said: ‘We’ve discussed it and definitely in the future. I don’t want to leave it too late, because I don’t want to be an old mum, so maybe in a couple of years.’

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Pop star Pete Burns sues for 1 million pounds over botched lips implant surgery. Pop star Pete Burns revealed today he is suing his plastic surgeon for ‘wrecking his career and life’.

Burns, singer with 1980s pop band Dead or Alive, has had several cosmetic procedures on his face and is suing a Harley Street surgeon for an estimated £1 million over a botched attempt to remove lip implants.
Burns said he looked like he had been ‘mutilated with a Stanley knife’ after surgery to correct the original problems left his top lip hanging off.

The singer, who re-surfaced in last year’s Celebrity Big Brother, has had more than 100 operations by specialists in Italy to try to correct the damage but fears he will always be disfigured.

Speaking from Italy, where surgeon Giovanni Ferrando is due to operate again on his lips, Burns said: “It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal.

“Eventually I found a doctor in Italy who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now I am back again having more.”

Meanwhile Burns has lost his Notting Hill home and his singing career is in tatters, he said.

In 2000 Burns went to Dr Maurizio Viel at the London Centre for Aesthetic Surgery to have a lip implant removed.

But instead of having the original implant taken out, he was injected with a filler called Evolution and then later with another called Outline.

Despite complications, Dr Viel persisted and injected more of the substance – only for the problems to escalate, causing swelling, blisters, discharge and lumps.

Eventually the singer was left so disfigured he could not eat normally, could only drink through a straw and did not leave his house for months.

He said his career would have been at its peak if it were not for the botched surgery, as he was about to record with the Pet Shop Boys and pursue a number of solo projects as well as launch a greatest hits album.

Any settlement could top £1 million and forensic accountants are calculating how much he has missed out on in lost earnings.

His lawyers are claiming the Outline product was administered despite possible reactions.

Burns’ solicitor, Auriana Griffiths, said: “Pete has endured considerable pain and suffering following injection of Outline Original. This product should never have been administered to him.

“As a result of the damage caused by the treatment, Pete has been unable to fully pursue his career in music and in the media.

“Today we have issued court proceedings against Dr Viel.”

Allegations of negligence against Dr Viel are that he failed to warn adequately of the possible side effects, failed to observe warning signs on the product relating to its use in conjunction with other products and administered an excessive number of follow-up injections, which was contrary to the guidance given on the use of Outline Original.

Burns said: “What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged.

“Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever.

“I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling.

“At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life.”