I know that a delusional bad woman who thinks she is God’s fuc***g gift to the entertainment industry, thanks to all yur fuc***g encouragement, because I can only assume she offered something different in your boring lives, wouldn’t kill herself, she’s at the top of her game and this is the shit she dreamt about growing up the ugly girl in the back of the classroom…but it would have been a hell of a lot better pictures….instead she’s just in her underwear, at the edge of the balcony and not because she’s half nak$d, but because she’s halfway where we want her to be..so fuc***g close to the edge…but ultimately not close enough….and it just acts as proof that the year could have started a hell of a lot better….

Oh my word – this is truly hilarious … please check out this video spoof below called lady gaga’s christmas album created by the funny folks from landlineTV – it’s simply amazing how many of lady gaga’s hit songs can be turned into classic holiday tunes – enjoy! Checkout the video in HDTV Quality:

It’s a sad, sad day when the powers of photoshop can’t suppress the mighty fortress of ugly that is Lady Gaga, seen here in the “Hot and Wild” photoshoot by David LaChapelle, oddly featuring a crazed-looking (okay, more than usual) Kanye West (I think that’s him anyway) bearing her away from an exploding volcano. I dunno what the hell that’s supposed to symbolize. My sphincter’s reaction every time I see her?