Coleen McLoughlin gets Bikini Honeymoon with Wayne Rooney

Another day, another bikini for newlywed Coleen McLoughlin, who was yet again spotted lounging by the pool of a Las Vegas resort yesterday with Wayne Rooney. She clearly loved the sun as she soaked up its rays. Newlyweds Colleen McLoughlin and English soccer star Wayne Rooney jetted off to Vegas for their honeymoon this week. It seems like they’re having a good time swimming, drinking and, wait, reading “The Secret” WTF? First off, these people are loaded. Everyone knows that’s a book for housewives stupid enough to believe you can will yourself wealthy, thin and/or relevant. Second, who reads on their honeymoon? Does the sex really stop that quickly? My God, you ladies are diabolical.